The opinion of the court was delivered by: Robert F. Kelly, Sr. J.
Presently before the Court is the Defendant, Trans Union LLC's, Motion to Dismiss Plaintiff's Amended Complaint for Failure to State a Claim, and the response in opposition filed by Plaintiff, Mark Johnson, which is entitled "Motion to Quash Dismissal and Further Proceed with Case 12-CV-572." For the reasons set forth below, we grant Defendant's Motion.
Plaintiff filed his pro se Amended Complaint on January 28,
2013. *fn1 (Doc. No. 8.) In the Amended
Complaint, Plaintiff alleges that Defendant *fn2
is intentionally lowering his FICO score.
*fn3 (Am. Compl. at 1.) Plaintiff bases this claim
upon his assertion that one of Defendant's case managers told him that
he is "a white [sic] handicapped cracker and Asians are running
[Defendant's] score." (Id.) Based upon this alleged statement,
Plaintiff's Amended Complaint is premised upon his allegations that
Defendant intentionally lowered his FICO score because he is Caucasian
and supposedly suffers from Type II diabetes and alcoholism. (Id.)
Plaintiff explains that he is a "non-practicing alcoholic" who has
refrained from alcohol for years, and his diabetes is controlled with
medication. (Id. at 1, 16.) The Amended Complaint consists of
accusations of racial socialism and intentional disability
discrimination by Defendant and a recitation of statutes and case law
regarding Plaintiff's four counts: Count I - the Fair Credit Reporting
15 U.S.C. § 1681 et seq.; Count II - the Federal Trade Commission
Act ("FTC"), 15 U.S.C. § 45; Count III - the Pennsylvania Unfair Trade
Practices and Consumer Protection Law ("UTPCPL"),
73 Pa. Stat. § 201-1, et seq.; and the Americans with
Disabilities Act of 1990 ("ADA"), 42 U.S.C. § 12101, et seq., and the
Rehabilitation Act of 1973 ("Rehabilitation Act"), 29 U.S.C. § 794.
(Id. at 8-19.)
Defendant moves to dismiss Plaintiff's Amended Complaint arguing that it fails to comply with the requirements of Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 8. See Fed. R. Civ. P. 8. Rule 8 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure provides that a claim for relief must contain "a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief." Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(a)(2). It requires a showing, rather than a blanket assertion, of entitlement to relief, and "'contemplates the statement of circumstances, occurrences, and events in support of the claim presented' and does not authorize a pleader's 'bare averment that he wants relief and is entitled to it.'" Bell Atlantic Corp. v. Twombly , 550 U.S. 544, 555 n.3 (2007) (quoting 5 Wright & Miller, Federal Practice and Procedure § 1202, pp. 94, 95 (3d ed. 2004)). According to Rule 8(d), "(e)ach allegation must be simple, concise, and direct." Fed. R. Civ. P. 8(d)(1).
Plaintiff's Amended Complaint fails to comply with the requirements of Rule 8 because it does not show that he is entitled to relief. The Amended Complaint contains blanket assertions of entitlement to relief with a recitation of statutes and case law, but fails to show how the statutes and case law give Plaintiff both standing and a claim upon which relief can be granted. Even under the liberal notice pleading requirements of Rule 8, and the liberal perspective in which pro se complaints are read, the Amended Complaint fails to meet even minimum requirements of a short and plain statement of a claim showing entitlement to relief because Plaintiff's whole case is based upon the fantastical allegation that one of Defendant's employees told him that Defendant is deliberately lowering his FICO score because he is "a white [sic] handicapped cracker and Asians are running [Defendant's] score." (Am. Compl. at 1.); see also Allen-Mensah v. O'Malley , 215 F. App'x 86 (3d Cir. 2007) (affirming judgment dismissing complaint alleging defendants experimented on plaintiff stating that plaintiff's claims "involve fantastic factual scenarios . . . lack [ing] any arguable factual or legal basis"). Such an allegation surpasses all credulity. See Caesar v. Megamillion Biggame Lottery , 193 F. App'x 119, 120-21 (3d Cir. 2006) (affirming judgment under 28 U.S.C. § 1915(e)(2)(B)(I) dismissing complaint alleging a sweeping conspiracy to steal winning lottery tickets concluding that factual contentions are "clearly baseless"). Viewing the totality of the Amended Complaint, we conclude that Plaintiff's allegations that Defendant is intentionally lowering his FICO score because of his alleged alcoholism and diabetes is delusional and incredible. See Hines v. United States , 166 Fed. App'x 610, 611 (3d Cir. 2006) (dismissing appeal from order dismissing complaint pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1915(e)(2)(B)(I) alleging government torture with poisonous gas).
As such, Rule 8 compels dismissal of the Amended Complaint. *fn4 Eisenstein v. Ebsworth , 148 F. App'x 75, 77 (3d Cir. 2005) (affirming order dismissing complaint for, inter alia, violating Rule 8); Doumit v. Coldwell Banker Realtors , 135 F. App'x 543, 544 (3d Cir. 2005) (affirming order dismissing pro se complaint pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1915(e)(2)(B)(I)). Rule 8 dismissals are often entered without prejudice to allow the litigant the opportunity to amend and cure any defects. However, in this case, Plaintiff will not be given the opportunity to amend since amendment would be futile because Plaintiff's Amended Complaint is completely lacking in arguable legal merit.