The opinion of the court was delivered by: Pratter, J.
Vamsidhar Reddy Vurimindi sued Duke University's Fuqua School of Business ("Duke"), as well as 22 individuals who were among his fellow students while he was enrolled in Duke's weekend executive MBA program (the "Student Defendants"). He also sued a number of corporations that allegedly employed the Student Defendants (the "Corporate Defendants"). The overarching theory of Mr. Vurimindi's case was that the Defendants have joined in a conspired to destroy his career.*fn1 On August 25, 2010, the Court granted motions to dismiss filed by all of the Defendants, and held that (1) the Court lacks personal jurisdiction over two of the 20 Corporate Defendants and one of the 22 Student Defendants; and (2) that Mr. Vurimindi has failed to state any claim against any of the remaining Defendants, including Duke.
Mr. Vurimindi promptly filed a motion for reconsideration of the Court's decision to dismiss his claims (Docket No. 116). For the reasons set forth below, this motion will be denied.
To succeed on a motion for reconsideration, the moving party must demonstrate either (1) an intervening change in the controlling law; (2) the availability of new evidence which was not available when the court issued its order; or (3) the need to correct a manifest injustice stemming from a clear error of law or fact. Max's Seafood Cafe v. Quinteros, 176 F.3d 669, 677 (3d Cir. 1999); North River Ins. Co. v. Cigna Reinsurance Co., 52 F.3d 1194, 1218 (3d Cir. 1995).
Where the basis of the motion for reconsideration is to correct a manifest injustice, the moving party must persuade the court that not only was the prior decision wrong, "but that it was clearly wrong and that adherence to the decision would create a manifest injustice." In re City of Philadelphia Litig., 158 F.3d 711, 718 (3d Cir. 1998). In addition, "motions for reconsideration should be granted sparingly because of the interests in finality and conservation of scarce judicial resources." In re Loewen Group, 2006 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 200, *4-*5 (E.D.Pa. Jan. 5, 2006), quoting Pennsylvania Ins. Guar. Ass'n v. Trabosh, 812 F.Supp. 522, 524 (E.D.Pa. 1992).
In its Order granting Defendants' Motions to Dismiss, the Court observed in a footnote that Mr. Vurimindi seemed to believe that he was the object of a broader conspiracy orchestrated by two of his former employers: GlaxoSmithKline ("GSK"), which is a Corporate Defendant in this case; and Wyeth Pharmaceuticals ("Wyeth"), which is a defendant in one of Mr. Vurimindi's other cases,*fn2 but is not a party here. Vurimindi v. Fuqua, 2010 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 88094 at fn. 7.
Mr. Vurimindi seems to have taken this passing remark as an invitation to provide a lengthy and byzantine recitation of his experiences at GSK and at Wyeth. His motion, which runs more than 160 pages, introduces a new cast of characters who are not parties to this matter, and accuses them of engaging in the same kinds of behavior that he has attributed to the Student Defendants: ridiculing and slighting him, spreading rumors, ignoring his contributions, lying, monitoring his computer, conspiring against him, and so on. This information, even if true, is not relevant to the disposition of Defendants' motions to dismiss in this case.*fn3
Although the rest of the motion is devoted principally to reiterating arguments already presented in his Third Amended Complaint, Mr. Vurimindi has also elaborated upon most of his claims, and has included some new details and additional citations to case law. However, none of Mr. Vurimindi's new factual claims or legal arguments resolves any of the deficiencies already identified by the Court.*fn4 In addition, Mr. Vurimindi seems to have misunderstood the standard for reconsideration, which does not allow the Court to reevaluate its previous decision de novo but rather provides a remedy in those rare cases where the law has changed, new evidence has become available, or the Court's original order was wrong and unjust. Given that Mr. Vurimindi has not identified any changes in law or newly-available evidence (as opposed to evidence newly supplied), the Court will regard his motion as one claiming manifest injustice, and the Court has concluded that no such injustice is present.
The Court's original order praised Mr. Vurmindi for his industriousness, which is again in evidence here, but suggested that he would benefit from the advice of an attorney, who could assist him in determining whether he might be pushing against a legal brick wall. In our judicial system, judges are bound to respect the text of applicable statutes and also common law rules or precedents established by other courts.*fn5 Because courts do not have wholesale discretion, an experienced professional can often predict the reception that will greet even a novel legal theory or claim.*fn6 In fields that have been heavily litigated, this process of prediction sometimes allows for the law to be stated as a matter of fact. To give but one example taken from Mr. Vurimindi's motion, this Court would not be permitted to hold that statements of opinion must be proceeded by the words "in my opinion" to be exempted from the category of actionable defamation.*fn7
Mr. Vurimindi acknowledges, with commendable self-awareness, that "due to [the] emotional nature of [this] situation, Plaintiff's responses [to Defendants' motions] were less than coherent and equally emotional" (Motion for Reconsideration at 2). This thoughtful concession points to another advantage of having professional legal representation. An old proverb cautions that "one who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client."*fn8 This maxim's resonance stems from the fact that litigants themselves -- whether or not possessed with the benefit of legal training -- often have too great an emotional investment in the outcome of their case to know when to cut their losses. Mr. Vurimindi is certainly no fool, but he would nevertheless benefit from a frank discussion with an attorney -- or even a friend or mentor -- who has no dog in his fight.*fn9
The Court would like to emphasize that its disposition of the Defendants' motions to dismiss is based on the law, and is not a judgment of the authenticity of Mr. Vurimindi's feelings about whatever may have happened during his time at Duke. However, as the Court has already observed, "not every injury, no matter how deeply felt, entitles a plaintiff to legal relief, and no amount of energy, legal acumen, or indignation can give rise to a viable claim where the facts alleged in the complaint do not, as a ...